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Man wearing a black sweatshirt with 'Holiday Calories Don't Count' text on a white background
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Black sweatshirt with 'Holiday Calories Don't Count' text on a white background
Green sweatshirt with 'Holiday Calories Don't Count' text on a white background
Navy blue sweatshirt with 'Holiday Calories Don't Count' text on a white background
Pink sweatshirt with 'Holiday Calories Don't Count' text on a white background
Black sweatshirt on a white background
Person wearing a black sweatshirt with 'Holiday Calories Don't Count' text on a white background
Man wearing a black sweatshirt with 'Holiday Calories Don't Count' text on a white background
Person wearing a green sweatshirt with 'Holiday Calories Don't Count' text on a white background
Navy blue sweatshirt with 'Holiday Calories Don't Count' text worn by a person on a white background
Man wearing a navy blue sweatshirt with colorful text on a white background
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Holiday Calories Don’t Count Sweatshirt — Funny Christmas Cookie Crewneck

$19.34 $24.32
Color : Forest Green
Size : S
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Wrap yourself in cozy holiday mischief with this soft, mid-weight crewneck sweatshirt. The playful “Holiday Calories Don’t Count” design — formed from candy canes and gingerbread motifs — brings warmth and a wink to cookie-fueled nights by the twinkling tree. The classic crew neckline and relaxed silhouette make it easy to layer over tees or under a coat for chilly evening caroling, baking marathons, or lounging through a movie marathon with friends and family. Durable double-needle stitching and a tear-away neck label keep it comfortable wash after wash, while responsibly sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX dyes give you peace of mind as you celebrate. Let this sweatshirt be the go-to piece when you want to be comfy, festive, and a little indulgent.




Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for durable comfort (8.0 oz/yd²).
- Classic crewneck fit with double-needle stitching at key seams for long-lasting wear.
- Made without side seams using tubular knit to reduce waste and create a smooth silhouette.
- Embroiderable locations and DTF/DTG printed labels and wrist prints available for customization.
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

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